Twas the Nightshift Before Christmas This Is Going to Hurt Secret Diaries of a Junior Doctor Kayâs Anatomy by Kay Adam
Author:Kay, Adam [Kay, Adam]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9789124071998
Amazon: 9124071994
Goodreads: 58366650
Publisher: Picador/Puffin
Published: 2020-01-01T08:00:00+00:00
Monday, 24 December 2007
Patient HL presents with an episode of post-coital bleeding. Inside, everything looks a bit . . . grazed. Thereâs clearly a piece of her story missing â perhaps her boyfriend is that big yellow bloke from the Fantastic Four whoâs made entirely out of rock.
The actual answer is that, with no condoms available, she and her fella dipped into a Christmas selection box and improvised with a Mars bar wrapper â really embracing the âplayâ aspect of âwork, rest and playâ. The human desire to fuck seems to override any of our normal checks and balances. Itâs why you get people shagging in aeroplane toilets (a coffin that flushes!) or using a pepper mill in lieu of a dildo.
Luckily thereâs nothing to sew up for Patient HL and it doesnât need packing.* I advise her to use less abrasive methods of contraception in future and, until it has totally healed, to take a break. By which I donât mean she should move on to KitKats.
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